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Guy's 'I Can Explain' Was Followed By The Worst Explanation Ever Given By A Human Man

Guy's 'I Can Explain' Was Followed By The Worst Explanation Ever Given By A Human Man
'I was helping her study' — the 'her' was his ex, the 'studying' was at 11 PM, the subject was 'anatomy.'

Trevor Caught was found at his ex-girlfriend's apartment at midnight. 'I was helping her study,' Trevor said. The subject: 'anatomy.' The textbook: not visible. His current girlfriend is 'taking space to think' — 47 states away. Trevor has since deleted all social media. His ex has posted 'single and thriving' on Instagram. The anatomy textbook has been donated. Trevor is now 'focusing on career.'

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