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Guy's Hairline Has 'Started Retreating' And Now Has A 'Strategic Defense' Against Shampoo

Guy's Hairline Has 'Started Retreating' And Now Has A 'Strategic Defense' Against Shampoo
The hairline has become a 'fortress' and 'shampoo is now considered an invader.'

Barry McHair's hairline has adopted a 'strategic defense' posture. 'It's pulling back,' Barry said. 'It's like a military retreat.' The hairline now 'defends itself' against shampoo. 'Shampoo is now considered an invader,' Barry said. He's been forced to negotiate with his own head. 'I offered to use conditioner,' Barry said. 'The hairline is considering it.'

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