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Guy's DM Slide Was So Bad She Screenshotted It, Framed It, And Hung It On Her Wall

Guy's DM Slide Was So Bad She Screenshotted It, Framed It, And Hung It On Her Wall
The museum of bad pick-up lines has offered her $500 for the original screenshot.

'Hey beautiful, are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.' That's the message Tyler McRizz sent to Jessica Thompson. Jessica not only didn't reply — she printed the message, framed it, and hung it in her living room. 'It's art,' Jessica explained. 'The audacity, the confidence, the lack of originality. Chef's kiss.' Tyler has since deleted his Instagram. The DM is now part of a modern art exhibit.

📅 12 hrs ago ⏱️ 60s read #Dating#DMs#Comedy
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