Guy's Couch Eats 47 Remote Controls, Now Demands A 'Ransom' Of Snacks For Their Release
The couch has become sentient and is holding the remotes for 'better treatment.'
Jake McCouch has lost 47 remote controls to his couch. 'It's eating them,' Jake said. 'I saw it open its cushion and swallow one whole.' The couch is now holding the remotes for ransom, demanding 'better snacks' and 'more respect.' Jake has been leaving offering of chips and dip near the cushions. The couch has returned 3 remotes as a 'gesture of goodwill.' Jake is now negotiating a 'peace treaty.'