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Guy's Chair Has 'Become Sentient,' Now Charges Him Rent For Sitting In It

Guy's Chair Has 'Become Sentient,' Now Charges Him Rent For Sitting In It
The chair demands payment in snacks and 'respectful sitting posture.'

Jake McChair's chair has become sentient and is demanding rent. 'It wants snacks and better posture,' Jake said. 'It says I sit 'too aggressively.'' Jake has been forced to negotiate. 'I offered it a cushion,' Jake said. 'It wasn't enough.' The chair is now a 'landlord.' Jake is looking for a new chair.

📅 1 week ago ⏱️ 62s read #Chair#Rent#Comedy
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