Guy's Blender Starts 'Gossiping' About Other Appliances, Kitchen Is Divided
The blender says the toaster is 'burning everything for attention.' The microwave is 'playing favorites.'
Barry McBlender's kitchen appliances have formed factions. 'The blender is spreading rumors,' Barry said. 'It says the toaster burns things for attention.' The microwave is 'allegedly playing favorites.' The kitchen is divided. Barry is now the 'appliance mediator.' 'I'm exhausted,' Barry said. 'Can't we all just cook together?'