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Guy Wears Same 'Going Out' Shirt For 47 Consecutive Nights Out, Nobody Notices

Guy Wears Same 'Going Out' Shirt For 47 Consecutive Nights Out, Nobody Notices
The shirt has developed its own ecosystem and a faint odor of 'questionable decisions.'

Tyler Repeat has worn the same black button-down to every social event for the past 3 months. 'It's my lucky shirt,' Repeat explained. 'Also, I own 5 identical ones.' Friends insist they 'never noticed' until he pointed it out. The shirt has survived multiple spills, a minor fire, and an incident involving a margarita and a ceiling fan. Tyler plans to retire it after 'one more night out' — his 48th.

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