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Guy Says 'Let's Just Be Friends' Then Gets Jealous When She Dates Someone Else

Guy Says 'Let's Just Be Friends' Then Gets Jealous When She Dates Someone Else
He has now 'claimed' friendship as a 'relationship status with benefits.'

Zach Friendzone broke up with his girlfriend because he 'wasn't ready for commitment.' When she started dating someone else 2 weeks later, Zach was 'blindsided.' 'I thought we had something,' Zach said, despite ending it himself. He has now started referring to himself as 'the one that got away' and has written 47 unsent texts. His ex has blocked him on everything. He's 'confused by her reaction.'

📅 4 days ago ⏱️ 66s read #Dating#Relationships#Satire
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