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Guy Says 'I'm Not Like Other Guys' Then Ghosts Her After 3 Dates, Proving He Is Exactly Like Other Guys

Guy Says 'I'm Not Like Other Guys' Then Ghosts Her After 3 Dates, Proving He Is Exactly Like Other Guys
His 'not like other guys' t-shirt is now being used as a rag.

Jake Unoriginal spent 3 dates explaining how 'emotionally available' and 'different' he was. 'I'm not a player,' Jake insisted. He then ghosted her immediately after the third date. 'I just got busy,' Jake texted 2 weeks later. 'Very busy.' His ex has since framed his 'not like other guys' t-shirt as evidence. 'He was exactly like other guys,' she said. 'Worse, actually. Other guys didn't pretend.'

📅 1 week ago ⏱️ 64s read #Dating#Relationships#Satire
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