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Guy Says 'I Have A Black Belt In Google-Fu' During Job Interview, Doesn't Get Job

Guy Says 'I Have A Black Belt In Google-Fu' During Job Interview, Doesn't Get Job
He then asked if they'd consider him for a 'Chief Googling Officer' position.

Barry Cringe applied for a marketing position and described his 'expertise' as 'a black belt in Google-Fu, meaning I can find anything online.' 'So you know how to use a search engine?' the interviewer asked. Barry nodded proudly. He was not hired. He later emailed HR asking if they'd 'consider a newly created role' for his 'unique skillset.' The email went unanswered. Barry is now 'consulting' for his parents' business.

📅 5 days ago ⏱️ 60s read #Work#Interview#Satire
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