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Guy Says 'I Could Never Be In An Open Relationship' While Dating 4 People Secretly

Guy Says 'I Could Never Be In An Open Relationship' While Dating 4 People Secretly
Each partner believes they're exclusive. His calendar is color-coded and he's still confused.

Player McSmooth insists he's 'a one-woman man' while actively maintaining relationships with four different people. 'It's different because I haven't told them about each other,' McSmooth explained. 'That's privacy, not dishonesty.' His schedule includes 'Date Night A,' 'Gym With B,' 'Cooking Class With C' and 'Meeting D's Parents.' He recently mixed up names and called his girlfriend by the wrong name, which he blamed on 'a typo in real life.'

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