Guy Returns His Girlfriend's 'I Love You' Text, Demands A Refund For Emotional Investment
'The sentiment was defective,' Jake said. 'It didn't come with a warranty.' She blocked him. He's still waiting on a refund.
Jake McRefund responded to his girlfriend's 'I love you' text with: 'I'd like to return this feeling. It's not what I ordered.' She blocked him. 'I was just being honest,' Jake said. 'The emotional quality was subpar.' He has since filed a complaint with the 'Bureau of Feelings.' They're still processing. His ex is now dating someone who 'doesn't require a return policy.' Jake is alone. 'I'm just a consumer,' he said.