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Guy Installs 'Emotional Support Rock' In His Living Room, Names It Kevin

Guy Installs 'Emotional Support Rock' In His Living Room, Names It Kevin
Kevin the rock has become the centerpiece of his life. He talks to it, reads to it, and it 'listens without judgment.'

Jake McRock has adopted a 47-pound rock named Kevin as his 'emotional support companion.' 'Kevin doesn't judge me,' Jake said. 'He just sits there. Solidly.' Jake reads to Kevin, watches TV with Kevin, and has even bought Kevin a tiny hat. 'He looks good in hats,' Jake insisted. His friends are concerned. Kevin has been stolen twice. Both times, Jake tracked him down and 'negotiated his release.'

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