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Guy Brings His Own Hot Sauce To A Wedding, Puts It On The Wedding Cake

Guy Brings His Own Hot Sauce To A Wedding, Puts It On The Wedding Cake
The bride cried. The groom asked for more. The marriage has a 50% survival rate.

Trevor McSpice brought a bottle of 'Reaper's Revenge' to his cousin's wedding. He put it on everything — including the cake. 'It needed kick,' Trevor said. The bride was horrified. The groom asked for 'another slice, spicy.' The marriage is now 'complicated.' Trevor has been banned from all future family events. He's now selling 'wedding cake hot sauce' online. It's sold out.

📅 6 hrs ago ⏱️ 62s read #Wedding#Food#Comedy
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