Guy Accidentally Invents Perpetual Motion Machine While Trying To Open A Pickle Jar
The jar lid now spins eternally. The pickles are still sealed. He has created infinity and is still hungry.
Jake McPickle was trying to open a stubborn pickle jar. He twisted so hard the lid kept spinning. Forever. 'I think I broke physics,' Jake said. Physicists are baffled. 'This shouldn't be possible,' one said. 'But it's happening.' The jar has been donated to a museum. Jake is still hungry. 'I just wanted pickles,' Jake said. He has created a paradox. The pickles are still inside. The lid spins. Infinity tastes like brine.