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Gurgle Releases BrainWave AI That Answers Before You Finish Thinking

Beta users complain of 'pre-questions' and existential dread.

BrainWave listens via neural dust. It also corrects your dreams. One user dreamed of a beach and woke up to a booked flight to Nebraska.

📅 12 hrs ago ⏱️ 74s read #AI#Satire

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