Grumpy McSnorepants Installs 'Sarcasm Detector' On Front Door, It Explodes From Overuse
The device couldn't handle the volume of visitors saying 'Oh, how lovely.'
Grumpy McSnorepants installed a 'sarcasm detector' on his front door to filter unwanted visitors. The device exploded within 4 hours. 'Apparently,' McSnorepants said dryly, 'people are very sarcastic.' The doorbell is now just a smoking hole. McSnorepants has replaced it with a sign reading 'State your business without irony.' So far, no one has rung.