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Gravity Takes Personal Day, Chaos Ensues

Floating furniture becomes the new normal for 47 minutes.

Gravity announced an unscheduled mental health day via cosmic memo. People and objects gently hovered until it returned refreshed. Insurance companies are still processing claims for 'hover damage.'

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