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Gravity McLazy Takes Unannounced Vacation Day

Floating cats and flying furniture reported globally.

Gravity McLazy left a note: 'Back soon, need me time.' Chaos reigned until it returned refreshed. Insurance companies are still processing hover damage claims.

📅 4 days ago ⏱️ 83s read #Gravity#Physics#Chaos 🔥 Breaking

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