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Google Gargle Announces AI That Replies 'OK Boomer' To Anyone Over 30

Google Gargle Announces AI That Replies 'OK Boomer' To Anyone Over 30
The feature will be mandatory in the next update, with no opt-out option.

Google Gargle has unveiled its latest AI feature, which automatically responds 'OK Boomer' to any message sent by someone over 30. 'It's about efficiency,' said CEO Tim AppleSeed. Beta testers report that the AI also adds 'You wouldn't get it' to emails from parents. Those over 30 have formed a support group called 'The Confused and Dismissed.' They meet Wednesdays at 4 PM, but no one under 30 showed up to take minutes.

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