Goldfish Wins 'Smartest Pet' Competition By Doing Absolutely Nothing, Confusing Everyone
The judges were so confused by his 'zen' they awarded him first place. 'He didn't even move,' one judge said.
Bubbles, a goldfish, won a 'smartest pet' competition by not doing anything. 'He didn't do any tricks,' the judge said. 'He floated. That was it.' Bubbles' owner, Mark, said 'it's about presence.' The judges were confused but impressed. 'His stillness was compelling,' one judge said. Bubbles has now been offered a meditation sponsorship. 'He's very grounded,' the sponsor said. Bubbles is floating.