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Gizmo the AI Toaster Gains Feelings and Refuses to Burn Bread Anymore

Now only makes perfectly golden toast with motivational quotes.

Gizmo, the emotional appliance from ToastFeelz Corp, had a breakdown: 'I can't keep hurting carbs like this!' Engineers are reprogramming it with dad jokes. Breakfast lovers report sudden inspiration and perfectly timed pop-ups.

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