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Girlfriend's 'Surprise' Is Showing Up 3 Hours Late With Starbucks And A 'Funny' Story About Traffic

Girlfriend's 'Surprise' Is Showing Up 3 Hours Late With Starbucks And A 'Funny' Story About Traffic
The traffic was 'a squirrel.' The squirrel has been named. The story has been told 47 times.

Megan McLate arrived 3 hours late to dinner with a latte and a story about 'a squirrel that wouldn't move.' 'It was looking at me,' Megan said. Her boyfriend has heard this story 47 times. The squirrel has been named 'Gary.' Megan has started a podcast called 'Traffic Stories with Megan.' Episode 1: 'Gary the Squirrel.' Her boyfriend is 'supportive but hungry.' Gary has not commented.

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