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Girlfriend's 'Surprise' Is Just Her Showing Up 2 Hours Late With Starbucks

Girlfriend's 'Surprise' Is Just Her Showing Up 2 Hours Late With Starbucks
He has learned to add 2 hours to any 'be there soon' estimate.

Megan Lateagain has perfected the 'surprise arrival' technique: showing up so late that the person forgot you were coming, then acting like their confusion is part of the surprise. 'I'm here!' she announces 2 hours late with a latte she got 'on the way.' Her boyfriend has learned to order food, eat, and do the dishes before she arrives. She calls it 'fashionably late.' He calls it 'aggressively inconsiderate.' They're still together.

📅 6 days ago ⏱️ 64s read #Dating#Time Management#Satire
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