Girlfriend's 'I'm Fine' Was Accompanied By A Throat Slash Gesture And Aggressive Chopping
She was cutting vegetables. The vegetables are now in tiny, tiny pieces. He is still scared.
Jake Oblivious asked his girlfriend if she was okay. 'I'm fine,' she said, while aggressively dicing a bell pepper with the intensity of a horror movie villain. 'Are you sure?' Jake asked. She smiled. The knife came down harder. Jake has been eating takeout for a week. The vegetables have been replaced with pre-chopped versions 'for safety reasons.' Jake is now in couples therapy. The therapist asked about 'the vegetable incident.'