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Girlfriend Says 'It's Fine' 14 Times In One Conversation, Boyfriend Still Thinks It's Fine

Girlfriend Says 'It's Fine' 14 Times In One Conversation, Boyfriend Still Thinks It's Fine
He has been missing for 3 days. Friends describe him as 'oblivious but well-meaning.'

Jake Oblivious heard his girlfriend say 'it's fine' 14 times in a 5-minute conversation about why he forgot their anniversary. 'She said it was fine,' Oblivious told police. 'So I think it's fine.' His girlfriend has since redecorated their apartment, changed the locks, and adopted a cat named 'Jake Is In Trouble.' Jake is reportedly still trying to figure out 'what her problem is.' He has not yet been found.

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