Ghosts Unionize and Demand Better Haunting Conditions in Old Mansions
No more rattling chains without dental benefits, say spectral workers.
The International Brotherhood of Spectral Entities held their first strike outside a haunted Victorian house. 'We're tired of scaring people for free,' said Casper the Disgruntled. Demands include better ectoplasm quality and mandatory spooky music royalties. Several homeowners have reported polite hauntings with complaint forms left on coffee tables.