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Ghosts Open First Spectral Coffee Shop

Ghosts Open First Spectral Coffee Shop
All drinks served with a side of existential dread.

The Haunting Brew opened in an abandoned warehouse. 'We specialize in beverages that go right through you,' said the barista ghost. Living customers report excellent ambiance but difficulty keeping their drinks from floating away.

📅 11 hrs ago ⏱️ 65s read #Ghosts#Coffee#Humor
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