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General Flippy McFlap launches Penguin Rocket Program to the Moon

General Flippy McFlap launches Penguin Rocket Program to the Moon
Mission goal: establish first interspecies ice cream parlor.

General Flippy McFlap waddled confidently during the launch. 'For fish, glory, and zero-gravity belly slides!' Scientists are still trying to understand how the rocket stayed frozen.

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