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Fridgey McSoulmate Marries Local Man After Years of Cold Commitment

Wedding featured ice sculptures and perfectly chilled vows.

Fridgey McSoulmate said 'I do' with a happy hum. The couple registered at appliance stores. Guests left with leftovers and mild concern.

📅 4 days ago ⏱️ 61s read #Marriage#Appliances#Absurd

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