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Fortune Cookies Begin Predicting Accurate But Useless Futures

You'll definitely drink coffee tomorrow morning.

The Great Cookie Oracle has achieved 100% accuracy with incredibly mundane predictions. Diners report mixed feelings about knowing exactly when their bus will be late. Cookie companies are considering adding lottery numbers as a premium feature.

📅 6 days ago ⏱️ 70s read #Fortune Cookies#Future#Satire

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