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Florida man witnessed passionately debating a psychic snail that only predicts weather

Florida man witnessed passionately debating a psychic snail that only predicts weather
Sources say everyone clapped

Sources close to the matter reveal Florida man witnessed passionately debating a psychic snail that only predicts weather Strangely enough, company denied everything then apologized We will continue to monitor this story.

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