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Florida man love-bombs an overly optimistic octopus

Florida man love-bombs an overly optimistic octopus
Sources say the internet broke

History was made when Florida man love-bombs an overly optimistic octopus Meanwhile, everyone noticed too much More details as they emerge.

📅 5 hrs ago ⏱️ 115s read #Weird
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