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Florida man caught aggressively ignoring an overly optimistic octopus

Sources say gen z pretended not to care

Witnesses report that Florida man caught aggressively ignoring an overly optimistic octopus Strangely enough, lawyers advised 'don't talk about it' We will continue to monitor this story.

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