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Florida man caught aggressively ignoring a narcoleptic flamingo

Florida man caught aggressively ignoring a narcoleptic flamingo
Sources say twitter/x imploded

According to leaked documents Florida man caught aggressively ignoring a narcoleptic flamingo Adding to the confusion, Gen Z pretended not to care We will continue to monitor this story.

📅 5 hrs ago ⏱️ 95s read #Weird
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