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Florida Entire Genus Wrestles Alligator, Loses, Then Marries It

Wedding cake was a raw chicken. Alligator wore a tiny veil.

The couple is honeymooning at a swamp-themed Denny's. The alligator has already filed for divorce, citing 'irreconcilable differences and lack of thumbs.'

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