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Florida Entire Genus Now Legally Identifies as a 'Sentient Puddle'

The puddle has voter registration. It cannot vote due to 'lack of thumbs and opinions.'

The alligator ex-wife has filed for additional custody. The puddle is 'evaporating under pressure.'

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