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Floppy McWaddle Wins Marathon By Starting The Day Before, Calls It 'Strategic Timing'

Floppy McWaddle Wins Marathon By Starting The Day Before, Calls It 'Strategic Timing'
Officials are debating whether to disqualify him or congratulate his creativity.

Floppy McWaddle won a marathon by starting 24 hours before the official race began. 'It's called strategy,' McWaddle explained. 'The finish line was in the same place.' Officials are torn between disqualifying him for 'unsporting conduct' and awarding him a medal for 'outside-the-box thinking.' McWaddle remains unapologetic: 'Next year, I'm starting in the parking lot.' He's now training for a triathlon where he plans to 'skip the swimming part entirely.'

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