Floppy McEars Opens Doggy Spa That Offers 'Belly Rub Therapy' And 'Existential Wagging'
Humans are not allowed unless they bring treats and 'good vibes only.'
Floppy McEars, a golden retriever with an entrepreneurial spirit, has opened a luxury spa for dogs featuring 'Belly Rub Therapy' and 'Existential Wagging.' 'We focus on holistic happiness,' Floppy said through a translator. Services include 'Squirrel Visualization,' 'Snack Meditation,' and 'The Long Walk (Nowhere in particular).' Humans are welcome only if they provide treats and 'don't use the word 'bath.' The spa is fully booked through next year.