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Flip Flop McWaddle Sells Leftover Rainwater As 'Artisanal Sky Tea'

Flip Flop McWaddle Sells Leftover Rainwater As 'Artisanal Sky Tea'
Each bottle comes with a certificate saying 'caught fresh from a cloud (probably).'

Flip Flop McWaddle has launched a business selling bottled rainwater labeled 'Artisanal Sky Tea: A Seasonal Elixir.' Each $50 bottle includes a certificate of authenticity noting the 'precise precipitation coordinates.' 'It's about capturing a moment,' McWaddle explained. Critics argue it's 'just rainwater.' McWaddle responds, 'Is the Mona Lisa just paint?' The product has sold out, proving that people will buy anything if you put it in a fancy bottle.

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