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Flatty McRounderson Admits Earth Is Round on Weekends Only

Weekdays remain a government frisbee conspiracy.

Flatty McRounderson of the Wobbly Earth Society made a shocking announcement. 'Gravity takes Saturdays off,' he explained while spinning in circles. Merchandise sales of weekend-only globes are through the roof.

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