Flat Earthers Pivot: Earth Is Actually A Square, Corners Located In Canada, Australia, Siberia, And Pune
The society demands a formal apology from the 'globalist sphere lobby' and new maps by July.
The Global Flat Earth Society held its annual convention in Goa this week, ending with a historic unanimous resolution formally abandoning the flat Earth theory in favour of the Square Earth theory. According to the new model, the Earth is a perfect square with corners located in northern Canada, eastern Australia, central Siberia, and — for reasons the society's chief cartographer described as 'geometrically inevitable' — Pune, Maharashtra. The society issued a press release demanding a formal apology from what it called 'the globalist sphere lobby,' new school maps, and a redesign of all airline route maps before July 15th. The Pune Municipal Corporation has not yet commented.