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Federal Bureau of Ice Cream Raids Local Dairy for 'Emotional Support Sprinkles'

Federal Bureau of Ice Cream Raids Local Dairy for 'Emotional Support Sprinkles'
Sprinkles found to be non-GMO but extremely judgmental.

Director Cone-ney says 'this is the biggest dessert-related sting since the 1984 Pudding Pop Crisis.' The sprinkles are now in witness protection.

📅 6 hrs ago ⏱️ 84s read #Govt#Satire#Food
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