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Fashion Industry Announces 'Clothing Optional' as New Default

Fashion Industry Announces 'Clothing Optional' as New Default
Designers embrace minimalism in the most literal sense.

Major fashion houses revealed their new 'Nothing Collection' featuring strategically placed confidence and good lighting. Early reviews praise the breathability while public decency laws struggle to keep up with the trend.

📅 8 days ago ⏱️ 69s read #Fashion#Minimalism#Satire 🔥 Breaking
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