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Fashion Designers Launch Line Made From Recycled Bad Decisions

Fashion Designers Launch Line Made From Recycled Bad Decisions
Clothes that literally scream 'what was I thinking?'

RegretWear's new collection features garments made from returned impulse purchases and broken New Year's resolutions. 'Every piece comes with its own therapy session,' said the creative director. The line is selling out instantly.

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