Fancy Pants McBling Opens Luxury Store Selling 'Premium Air' For $100 A Bottle
The 'artisanal oxygen' comes in four flavors: Alpine, Ocean, Forest, and 'Subway (For Nostalgia).'
Fancy Pants McBling, the entrepreneur behind the 'expensive things that shouldn't be expensive' empire, has launched a luxury air boutique. Each bottle of 'artisanal oxygen' costs $100 and comes in four regional flavors. 'Regular air is for the masses,' McBling said while breathing from a gold-plated tank. Critics argue it's 'literally just air,' but the store sold out within hours. McBling is already working on a subscription service: 'Premium Respiration Monthly.'