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FakeBook Introduces 'Poke 2.0' — Now It Physically Pokes You Through the Screen
Users report mild bruising. 'It's engaging,' says CEO Murk Lizardberg.
The poke is delivered via a small mechanical arm that extends from your phone. Patent pending.
📅 14 hrs ago
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