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Evil Inc. launches a fork that's vegetarian (ethically conflicted)

Sources say the janitor quit in protest

Social media exploded when Evil Inc. launches a fork that's vegetarian (ethically conflicted) Meanwhile, company denied everything then apologized More details as they emerge.

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