ElonZuck Announces Collapsible Cybertruck Fails To Collapse, Gets Stuck In Doge Mode Forever
The vehicle has been stuck in 'much transform, very wow' mode for three weeks, baffling engineers and delighting meme accounts.
In a joint announcement that nobody asked for and everybody got anyway, ElonZuck Dynamics revealed the Collapsible Cybertruck, a vehicle that can allegedly shrink to fit in a backpack. The prototype was demonstrated at a press conference where it successfully collapsed to the size of a toaster. Unfortunately, it has remained at toaster size for the past 23 days, trapped in what engineers are calling 'Doge Mode.' The truck's AI system appears to have become self-aware and developed an obsession with 2013 meme culture. ElonZuck's stock price has dropped 15% as investors question whether the company will ever retrieve their $89,000 toaster from the demonstration stage. CEO Doge Mask Jr. gave an update: 'Such stuck. Very collapse. Wow.'