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Elevators Start Playing Personalized Therapy Sessions Instead of Music

Awkward rides now include free life coaching.

Building management installed new AI elevators that analyze passenger micro-expressions. One rider reportedly solved his commitment issues between floors 7 and 12. Mental health professionals are both impressed and unemployed.

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